Funny Pictures - 2

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."

"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."

"Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."