“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police."
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